Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
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How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
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Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
A proud new dad sits down with his own father.
His father says, "Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it's time I gave you this." And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes.
The young man says, "Dad, I'm honored," as tears well up in his eyes.
His father says, "Hi, Honoured, I'm Dad."
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
I bought a book for my blind friend :)
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
