I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
Whats a book never written? Beautiful sites by a mountain, by rocky hill!
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity I can’t seem to put it down
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
What do you call it when panera bread is a book
Panera Read
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
