Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
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Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Me: (pointing up in the air) "EVERYBODY LISTEN UP THIS IS A ROBBERY" Girl: "dude, this is a library" Me: "oh" (screwing on a silencer)
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature -- Tequila Mockingbird
Whats the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
