Body jokes
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Deez nutz!
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.