If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no-body to go with.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Apparently, I ruined that funeral.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
KimJongUn thicc af
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
