When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
You've got a body inside you - It's called your bones.
KimJongUn thicc af
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in %10 of their body.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What has a bottom at the top? -- Your legs.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
