My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
Clit
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
