Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Mine never stops.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
