Butt hehe.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
