Body jokes
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Penis and balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.