Body jokes

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.

Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

My anus smells.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!