Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
They are hairy.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
