Body Jokes

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.

Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.

I'm stumped.

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"

"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.

The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"

"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.

A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"

"Sure," said the little boy.

The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.

"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."

Connor pooped himself.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!