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We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck a big dick.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Give a blowjob.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

My bf: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?

My bf: Ice cream.

Me: Ice cream who?

My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.