Body jokes

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?

Because he is nuts about them!

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!

(Btw I never actually did this irl yet)

So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.

I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.