micheal jackson so white i turned blind
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children? None. Neither can see their parents
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
I wish I was blind
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it