What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
I gave a blind kid a gun I told him it a hair drior
Your so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer
I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said "who the fuck taught you to drive"... To this he replied "Stevie Wonder".
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
Today I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints, wow I’m so nice taking care of the disabled
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand? “I ain’t reading all that.”
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
a blind man was walking into a fish market, he took a deep breath and said... “goodmorning ladies”
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment
So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.