Blind jokes
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
I wish I was blind.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piñata.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.