Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
What is a guide dog 🐶 that can not walk? A useless guide 🐶
what is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
Who is the blindest person in the world
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
How do you surprise a blind guy.
Say, "Surprise"
Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c
I took an uber home the other day, and the basterd was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said "who the fuck taught you to drive"... To this he replied "Stevie Wonder".
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... how mae Ingers am I olding up
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep