Blind jokes

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?

A grape chilli bean.

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

With a taste test.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

OK, OK, eat your shirt.

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?

I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

A disabled man stands up.

A blind man says, "You can stand?"

A deaf man says, "You can see?"

A mute person says, "You can hear?"

The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.

He just turned a blind eye.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?

Neither has she.