A blind man walked into a bar, a table and a chair
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
Hi I gave a blind kid a gun I told it was a hairdryer
have you ever seen a blind man swim.......... neather has he
Today I Gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
i gave a blind kid a gun and told him it a hair dyer
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
What do you call a blind german? A Nazi (Not-see)!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read