Blind

Blind Jokes

Today I Gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind

Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally

*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

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