Blind

Blind jokes

Man

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Rape

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

Gun

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

Guy

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?

Driver

I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."

Dog

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

School

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.

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  • Man

    A disabled man stands up.

    A blind man says, "You can stand?"

    A deaf man says, "You can see?"

    A mute person says, "You can hear?"

    The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

    Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

    Eye

    A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.

    He just turned a blind eye.

    Bus Driver

    I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

    People

    Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?