Black Jokes

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?

The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

When cops say you have the right to remain silent,

You're just happy you have the right to do something.

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

They both make Black people run faster.

What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?

A black woman dressed for church.

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.