Black jokes
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.