Black jokes
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.