Black jokes

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.