Black Jokes

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.