Black jokes
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.