Black jokes
A black cat will be racist next.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!