Black jokes
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.