Black

Black jokes

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.