Black

Black Jokes

Year

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Gun

Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

God

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Difference

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Chess

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

Emo

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Emo

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

One piece

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

Santa

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.