Black jokes
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."