Black jokes
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."