Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Black Jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
