How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black
you so black when you get near the sun we go into a Solar eclipse
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
I am a racist and i put my milk before cereal...well, to be honest that was when i had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some...then he left. Now when i see a black guy, I yell "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt"
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
whats black and at the top of the starecase stephen hawkings after a house fire
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
we were versing year 8 at footy and they were mostly black so, I told a my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
what do a black and a tornado have in common they both wreck neighbor hoods
