Black jokes
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."