Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Black Jokes
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
