Bird jokes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Follow to join me or if you like ducks
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?