The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
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What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Is it a bird is it a plane? I don't know but it's coming for the towers.
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .
Hey, pass me that crow bar please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home
(credit to Ryan Lombard (I think that’s his name) from YouTube shorts, I loved this dad joke/pun)
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings Because he's is Stephen HAWKings.
i have a big cock
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
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