Bird jokes
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Bird Box.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.