Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!
i have a big cock
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup
And I asked him what he is doing
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if i bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits
Me: Erm................Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. Your gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Hi I did not get eeeeeeeee it when I went home to walk home from home and walk home walk walk
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades? Air-ies... -/-/
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
What is a difference between a tree and a school? A school is for kids and a tree is for birds
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
what can fly? bird.
