Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
i have a big cock
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Time for double joke tuesday
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me
Kid: Your a dick, you know!
Me: And your a pussy, you know?
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Hi I did not get eeeeeeeee it when I went home to walk home from home and walk home walk walk
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
What does a bird say when it gets sick? I flu!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
