Bird jokes
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
A chicken is delicious.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
I have a big cock.