What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What is the difference between a human and a bird 🦅? A bird can fly and a human can not fly
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream 😱
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !
others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh? Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
What's the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can't bird your cock in a jam
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
my cock lmao
Bird box
how do birds pay? with their bills.
