Biology jokes
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
I'm pregnant.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
There are more than two genders.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.