Biology jokes
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Orphans are monkeys.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.