Biology jokes
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
I'm pregnant.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.