Biology jokes
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Mushroom.
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Dodo.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.