Biology jokes
Orphans are monkeys.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
I'm pregnant.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
There are more than two genders.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.