Biology jokes
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
I'm pregnant.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
There are more than two genders.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.