Biology jokes
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
You gonna poop someday.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
My superpower is that I can create life.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Orphans are monkeys.
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.