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yo mama has such a big forehead she is the CEO of foreheads
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
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Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
i have a big cock
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
