What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Bigness Jokes
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
I have a big cock.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
