Bigness jokes
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
I have a big cock.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?