What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.