Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
If sheās old enough to smoke, Sheās old enough to choke.
If sheās old enough to pee, Sheās old enough for me.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.