Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
