Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Why is the rum gone?
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
