What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you💔. Better Break up now ooo.🤣
Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
they’re doing better than you
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed so I went to KFC instead, their monkey enclosure is better anyway
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
