Better jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What is better, autism or Down syndrome?
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.