Being jokes
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!