Being jokes
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole