Being jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
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I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.