Orphan's Perk

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There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You think bein' an orphan is all sad violin music, but you're missin' the big picture. No parents mean any snack is family size, so you don't need to share!

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