Being jokes
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.