Being jokes
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Tis the season to be spooky.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.