Being jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Two guys are captured by native Chinese. They give them two choices: 1. Death. 2. 他妈的
The first guy: What's 他妈的?
The Chinese: Fucking.
The first guy chooses death.
Second guy to himself: Well, I'll let these sick fucks fuck me. At least I'll be alive...
The Chinese: Come on, we don't have all day.
Second guy: I choose 他妈的.
The Chinese: Ok, 他妈的 to the death!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Christopher Columbus: *Sees native Americans* Can I see your land?
Native Americans: Sure, just be care..........
Christopher Columbus: Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit.