Being jokes
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?