Being jokes
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.