Being jokes
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."