Being jokes
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.