Being jokes
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
A car alarm went to the store.
Cashier: Hello.
Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA!
Cashier: That will be 10 Dollars, sir.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)