The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What did the creep do when the woman said, âMake yourself at home?â
He hid in her attic.
Why donât you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you wonât bring it back afterwards.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
wtf is wrong with people?-
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
So I walk into a bar, and thereâs people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
Thatâs the punch line.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and youâre mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because youâre a chronic addict.
