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Behavior jokes

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.