Behavior jokes
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.