What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Behavior Jokes
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Little Johnny is such a woos.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
