Behavior jokes

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's the difference between an apple and emos?

They both hang on trees.

Why do orphans bully people?

Because they can't get suspended.

Contact Parent _______

Little Johnny is such a woos.

Why do risky people have cats?

So they have 10 lives with them.

Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

Repeat after me...

Me: "You have a weird style."

Mom: "You have a weird style."

Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?