Behavior jokes
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.