New Behavior Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).

P.S. I have no friends.

if ur white and ur racist to someone dont do anything

Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

Class: No one stands up.

Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*

Little Johnny: *stands up.*

Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"

Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."

Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"

Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."

Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"

Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandpa said, "Yes."

Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

I be ready to commit suicide.

But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

You're cheap; no one even pays attention.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?

Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"