The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
