Bc jokes
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
65,000,000 BC
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.