Bc jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.