Bc jokes
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!