Bc jokes

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.