Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Are u a rope? Bcs i wanna hang sometimes
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
i wish my grass was emo bc then it will cut itself
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs dont make a white
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
