Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
