Bc jokes

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

How do fish get high?

Because they eat seaweed.

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Why do orphans use iPhone X's?

Because they can't find home.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.

Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.