Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
I wish I was a toe bc I want to be banged all day
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
I think my dads gay bc he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns
why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
I got in trouble today bc I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said lighten up
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging.. he didn't reply bc the rope was too tight
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
y do orphans use iphone x's bc they cant find home
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
y can’t orphans go on field trips???? bc they need a parent signature.
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
Are you jefrey dhamer bc id love u to eat me
