Bc jokes
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Memes
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.