I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door
why was 10 scared? bcs 9/11 came flying in
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
Why was 6 afraid of 7 bc 789 Do you know why 10 was scared bc he was between 9 11
good that you got detention bc you said that to me you shouldve gone to jail
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
Why can’t orphans work at scjonson........bc it’s a family company
Y did the csi team have to go to the purple rain shoot? ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤bc they had to dust for prince hahaha
Why do can’t orphans play baseball??
Bc they can’t find there why to the home plate
why did susie fall off the swing
bc she had no arms
‘knock knock’
‘whos there‘
‘not susie!‘
why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they're good at it.
Why don't Indians play soccer? Bc everytime they get a corner they open up a shop
Why can't orphans play baseball bc they don't know where home is
why do orphan love table tennis, bc that is the only love their getting
Why can't orphans have sex? Bc they have noone to call daddy
why were the twin towers upset ? bc they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza but instead got plain !
why do orphans have water with there cerial?
bc dad never came home with the milk.
why can't a t-rex clap? bc they're dead :/