Bc

Bc jokes

Nonce

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Tower

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Fat

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Creep

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Memes

Depression

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Jail

Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Team

Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?

Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha

Orphan

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

Susie

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not Susie!"

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

Indian

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Dog

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂