Bc jokes
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Memes
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.