Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
