Bc

Bc jokes

Kid

This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.

Dad

I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.

Contest

My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.

Memes

Koala

Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

Orphan

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Orphan

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

Water

You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.

Dad

Your dad left you because he went for milk.

*1,000,000 years later*

Her: Dad come back!

Him: FBI open up!

Orphan

Why do orphans have water in cereal?

Because mom was never around to produce milk.

Orphan

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why is the orphan so dumb?

Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.