This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Why cant a orphan hut a home run? Bc they dont know where home is
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
i like 7/11 bc its like 9/11
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
