Bc jokes
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.