Bc jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
My boyfriend entered a retarded contest, but they said no because they don’t allow perfectionists.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.