Bc jokes
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.