Bc

Bc jokes

Pizza

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!

Orphan

Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because dad never came home with the milk.

Memes

Number

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Barn

Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?

Because it's stable.

Height

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Chess

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Ninja

LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?

Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?

Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!