Bc jokes
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
My dog once went to Uranus. š¶š¤£š¤£š¤£
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? ššš
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Memes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Motherās Day and Fatherās Day.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why canāt an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.