Bc jokes
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
My dog once went to Uranus. š¶š¤£š¤£š¤£
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? ššš
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Memes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Motherās Day and Fatherās Day.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why canāt an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?