Bc jokes
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.