Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Bc Jokes
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
