what did one poop say to the other poop?whats the matter you look flushed
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush
How do you surprise a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
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“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.
