When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
why take a nap on the toilet because it's a rest-room
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
No more toilet paper Jokes please
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?” “Under my bench,” he replies.
French: Toto est à l’école et demande s’il peut aller au salle de bain. La maîtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande à Toto, “Où est le plus grand riviere du monde ?” “Sous mon banc,” il répond.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
WHY DID THE CATS GO IN THE LITTERBOX?? TO TAKE A POOP
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
You are American when you walk into the bathroom and you are American when you walk out. But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend Sally. They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said you need to be quarantined again. No sally said I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups especially women like. Then the teacher faints.
