At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Why don't Chinese people play cricket??
Because they ate all the bats
what did the orphan say to the other. quick robin to the bat mobile
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
Piggy killed u witha bat because he is fat 0-0
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? cus they always eat the bat
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school. The teacher asked why he had one. He said “I need it to beat up the principal” when the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
7000+ bats
What flies around the school in night? Alpha-bats!
