Bat jokes

What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?

- A baseball bat.

Batman vs Superman?

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never get a home run.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know what a home is.

A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

What do you call vampire Matt Damon?

Bat Damon!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.