What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Bat Jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
