whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
Why do orphans have no parents Because it was bat man
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why cant Chinese people play baseball they eat the bat
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
your a copycat from ballarat you smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
song by john rizk
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base”
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball? Because I took the bat and swun it at their kneecaps and now they can’t run, what are they going to do tell their parents
Why can't orphsns play baseball
Because they don't know where home is
What do you call a movie about a orphan? The Bat Man.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
