Bat jokes
7000+ bats.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Be nice.