Bat jokes
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Be nice.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"