Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan